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Tips on How to Become a Pro at Being a Dog.
Sausages are mankind’s greatest invention.
Dogs are often portrayed running off with a string of sausages stolen from a butcher shop. In reality, it’s unlikely you’ll get this opportunity, but it’s important to stay vigilant.
Peanut Butter is an essential ingredient to have in any kitchen cupboard!
It’s recommended that you remind your owner to pick up a jar when shopping… to run out would be an unmitigated disaster!
Always offer to clean the spoon after use and to help make sure the jar is licked clean before it hits the recycling bin.
FOR A WALK
Ìt’s important to bring your human for a walk at least once a day.
Grab a lead, drop it at their feet. Humans should be kept on a lead at all times.
When out walking, be sure to stop and sniff the ground every 5-10 steps.
Keep your eyes peeled at all times for any sticks or branches. Carry them around in your mouth to help with balance. If your human picks up a stick, be ready. Humans have terrible grip and these sticks often fly out of their hands. Be prepared to retrieve the stick for your clumsy human.
Humans often host events that involve food.
But when your human decides to host a BBQ, it’s time to get excited.
There’s no way that your human will be able to eat all of that delicious grilled meat, teetering on the edge of the magical fire bowl.